wie gestalte ich mein wohnzimmer um
item #: scp-1046 object class: euclid special containment procedures: the buildingcurrently integrated with scp-1046 is to be contained in a standard domicile containmentunit. all surfaces contacting the building are to be constructed out of wooden materials.in the event of a containment breach, all portions of scp-1046 found outside of containmentare to be surgically removed and transplanted into the original building or a suitable replacementbuilding. description: scp-1046 is a collection of 781separate human body parts, formerly a man named ████ ██████. theportions of scp-1046's body are alive and
fully functional, despite not receiving anysustenance or containing any blood. scp-1046 is located within the former homeof ████ ██████. portions of scp-1046 are located throughout the home,with some portions of the body replacing utilities within the home (such as portions of the skinreplacing three curtains and a lampshade) and some inhibiting function of objects withinthe home (such as a sink being clogged by an artery, and a large portion of the facebeing permanently affixed to the living room television). at random intervals, portions of scp-1046will shift throughout any nonbiological surface into which they are currently integrated.this shift can take anywhere from 45 minutes
to several weeks. additionally, the portionof the face integrated into the television, and any other portion of scp-1046 capableof producing sound will begin to make distraught vocalizations. faucets located within scp-1046will begin to produce small amounts of saline during this time, despite the building notbeing connected to any water source. scp-1046 was discovered on 9/18/1994, afterfoundation assets in the davie sheriff's department followed up on reports of a "house with peopleparts". investigation into the alleged house revealed scp-1046's anomalous properties.subsequent surgical intervention allowed agents to achieve successful containment. scp-1046was contained on 11/19/1994, and classified as euclid.
addendum documents recovered from the residencescp-1046 was located in have proven to be relevant to scp-1046's current condition.further investigation into the "malva real estate corporation" are ongoing. the letterswere found in a bureau drawer, and appear to be copies of letters that were sent toan unknown party. dear mr. baer, recently i moved into one of your company'smarvelous new homes, and found it to be quite luxurious. the ads are right, you really dofeel like part of the home. however, i am writing you this letter due to the fact thatmy new house no longer contains the bedroom. would it be possible to get a contractor outhere to remedy the situation?
sincerely,████ ██████ dear mr. baeri don't believe you recieved my last correspondence, and as such i am writing to you again. sinceyou did not send a contractor, as i requested, i have decided to hire one of my own. unfortunately,several injuries sustained on my property compelled them to leave without finishing.i once again compel you to remedy the error. mr. baerthis is the third time i have contacted you, and i do not believe your ignorance of myissue is accidental. i demand that you send a contractor to finish my home at once. itis unacceptable for a gentleman of my stature to be reduced to sleeping in the living room.if my home is not supplied with a master bedroom
within the next three weeks, i will be forcedto summon my lawyer. ████ ██████ to those who it may concerni am alone and trapped and dark. i am all over. i feel the creaks of the beams. i tastethe staleness of the wall. i am dry. i need my bedroom. several days into the dawningof the sincere letter sent to an insincere man he said i would be my house i am a mandon't take me anymore please i cant get sleep [the remainder of the noteis unintelligible.]