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*yawn* oh my gosh! it's the day! i'm finally gonna meet him! *giggle* hey honey happy smiley...uhmm...i cannot wait to meet you personally today and finally get to know what you look like. uhmmm...so exited! exited smiley. heart. *new message-noise*
"me neither, my love. i am sure you are as beautiful as the words you wrote me in the last weeks. never thought i'd meet my true love on the internet." awwwww he is so cuuuuute! gotta go and get ready for you now. winking smiley. kiss kiss. holy crab! *dramatic noise* yeah, hi, uhmm... i think my toilet is clogged. can you send someone to fix it?
yeah, uhum... happy what ? no thanks, i don't celebratevalentine's day... ...don't really care much about girls at the moment you know. what? no! no, i'm not into boys either. no! just send someone for the toilet, will you ? 24 fictional cake street. valentine's day... oh...
i think i missed out on my appointment with the dentist. oh, and christmas...never mind. *door bell rings* wow, that was fast! hi! that's not really what i expected. are you disappointed? nah, i think you'll do. the bathroom's over there. well, i am more interested in the bedroom.
why would my toilet be in the bedroom? i brought you a little something. it's nothing huge...you know, i didn't know what you'd like but i just didn't wanna show up empty handed. you could've brought a toilet plunger. oh, you've got an interesting...taste. have you got anything for me, too? yeah, sure! when the job is done... oh, you are such a naughty boy *giggles*
i've just got some really urgent...needs. hey, slow it down, honey! we've got all night so why don't we just keep on sitting here and talk for a little while before...you know... arrrghh...that's not what you're here for. you should really go to the bathroom now. ohhhh, there must be a whole lot piled up, hmm? yeah... ...there's a whole lot...piled up.
that is why you'll need the toilet plunger! oh, i really didn't think of that, i'm sorry. i was to blinded by all the beauty and comfort that awaited me here. you must be really enthusiastic aboutwhat you doing to describe it like that. good for you! but that plunger this does not make you seem very well prepared. did you at least bring any other tools ? oh yes, of course!
would be half as much fun if the only tools were my hands. yeah...i can imagine that. lubricant! melon flavour... oh, yeah, that might be useful with... ...stuck...things. oh! pink fluffy handcuffs! oh and this one is my favourite.
it even glows! these...don't look that useful. i'll better get some of mine. *lots of awkwardly strange noises* maybe these will do. okay, you should go to the bathroom get started now. yeah, okay, i wouldn't mind freshening up a little bit after that really long journey. but wait for me, honey.
i'll be there for you in a minute. finally! hey, i think your toilet is clogged. someone should fix it! oh really?! so...are you ready? can finally get rid of my...needs? oh yeah, baby! you can let all of your needs out on me now!
uuuuhhhhhhh! what? what the...? stop it! please! stop! i'm sorry but i'm not really into plumbers... what? who told you i was a plumber? well, your agency of course. my...agency? who do you think i am? a call girl? no, i think you're a plumber.
and also the worst plumber i've met so far. look, i really need to poop so is my toilet fixed now or what? you know what? you are nothing but a huge disappointment. i shit on you and i shit on your poop and i shit on your toilet! no, please don't do that. it is clogged. what kind of an idiot are you and where's that cute and romantic guy from the internet?
i have no idea. i have no idea. i haven't seen anyone cute and romanticin here ever since... ...well...i live in here! *ring tone* "where are you, my sweetheart? i am desperately waitingfor you." 24 fictional cake street, birmingham, alabama, usa.
exactly where you told me to come. where are you? "24 fictional cake street, birmingham, england. exclamation mark. exclamation mark. exclamation mark. exclamation mark. i told you that i live only 3 hours away from you." so...you live in england? uhmmm...yeah! and you travelled all the way from englandto america when he told you he only lives 3 hours away from you?
well...yeah! well, i told him i had triple e cups. i thought he was just showing off, too. how can you be that stupid? what a rude question! i should've know way before that a goop like you could never be my romantic hero! what's he saying? he's asking how i can be that stupid. "because of you i am spending another
valentine's day all alone, you..." the why don't you go to hell? contact deleted! goodbye, my love! wow, that must have been one hell of a deep relation ship. as deep as your toilet is clogged. so...do you like video games? you know... ...when i once met a girl on the internet...