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[disclaimer read by krillin] [please keep these captions clean for those who need them.funny extras can be added to the english (canada) subs. thank you!] krillin: whew! alright, how was that? [buzzer] lanipator: that was perfect, krillin. uh, don't worryabout your check; we'll send it to your next-of-kin. krillin: ...what? gohan: that last attack drained all of his energy.we gotta help him! krillin: you're right, gohan.it's time to get in there and throw down! gohan: really, krillin?
krillin: ha ha! f**k no! [♫ "cha-la head-cha-la" ♫] ♫ cha-la head-cha-la ♫ ♫ egao urutora zetto de ♫(with a smile that’s ultra-z) ♫ ky㴠mo ai-yai-yai-yai-yai~ ♫(even today is ai-yai-yai-yai-yai~) ♫ sparking! [fading echo] ♫ goku: (gurgling underwater) (coughing) freeza: now what do you have to say for yourself, monkey?
goku: (coughs) ah! ooh! gah! guh! oh! sunofa--! yamcha: you know what? this is totally bogus. tenshinhan: i'm going to do my best toignore that you just used the word "bogus". yamcha: king kai hasn't taught us *crap* since we got here. and what's worse - piccolo didn't even have to train with us.he just sat and meditated all the time. tenshinhan: you're just jealous. yamcha: no i'm no--! okay a little.
recoome [off-screen, distant]: recoooooommee... chiaotzu: hey, do you guys hear that? recoome: diiiiiiiiiiiiiivvveee! recoome [muffled]: hello! bojack [muffled]: yargh! burter: i've got his left leg! jeice: i've got his right! guldo: i've got his middle! recoome: hey. what's up?
tenshinhan: ssso, are you guys--? guldo: we'reunderattack! burter: whoa, a little quick to the trigger there, ace. guldo: sorry, i kind of lost my head there after i... lost my head. king kai: hey, i was just inside, takin' a crap. i'm old, it takes me a while.i come out, and there's a tree in my living room. what's up? yamcha: we were just standing around and talking aboutyour awesome training, and then these guys showed up. chiaotzu: look like a bunch of queers. tenshinhan: chiaotzu! we don't even know them.you shouldn't make such rash judgements abou-- ginyu force: ♪ tokusentai! ♪
tenshinhan: ...well, we shouldn't think less of them for it. jeice: g'day, mates! how ya goin'? we're here to take control of your planetin the name of lord freeza! sorry about that. king kai: ha, ha ha! ah yeah, good luck with that. alright guys, show 'em who's boss. tenshinhan: that'd be you. yamcha: yep, all you man! chiaotzu: you're the boss! king kai: what?!
recoome: what? recoome has to fight *this*?he doesn't even come up to recoome's knee caps! jeice: prolly can't even 'andle a gut full o' piss! burter: i'll bet you can't even run a mile! guldo: you're blue! king kai: yeah, all of you can just go straight to hell. recoome: oh yeah? and who's gonna make recoome? [singing in german] goz: meeez! we have visitoooors! prepare ze camps!
king kai: well, that takes care of that.hm, that reminds me - wonder how goku's doing. that's about right. goku: no... i... can't lose. i have to beat you. you're evil, and you have to be stopped. freeza: oh, come now. if i'm really as evil as yousay i am, then let god strike me down where i stand! ha! nice try, jackass. next time, give it your a-game!anyway, back to f-- ...what are you doing? goku: 'have to use the spirit bomb. it's my only chance!'
freeza: seriously, what... what is this all about? a-areyou trying to tell me you once caught a fish that big? goku: i'm just... stretchin'. freeza [skeptical]: in the middle of a fight... goku: yes. 'i have only one chance... but this planetbarely has enough energy left as it is...' 'wait! i'll just draw from the surrounding planets!' piccolo: what's going on?he's just standing there with his hands up. krillin: 'wait a second...' he's using the [distant] spirit bomb!
freeza: the spirit-what's-it-now? goku: 'aw, no...' piccolo: would you stop screami--? krillin: the spirit bomb is the onlything that can [distant] kill freeza! piccolo [o-s, distant]: shut up! krillin [o-s, distant]: too scared! piccolo [o-s, distant]: dammit! freeza: what is that fool yammering on about? goku: he's talking about... ghosts.
freeza [unconvinced]: "ghosts". goku: yeah, you know... spirits... ghosts... freeza: what do ghosts have to do with this? goku: everything. freeza: that's stupid! you're stupid! stop being stupid! goku: ooor... maybe i'm just being rhetorical. freeza: *no*! no, you're *not*! god, it's like you justuse words you hear randomly to try and sound smarter. goku: huh! well, now you're just acting transcendent. freeza: hrrr!
goku: aaaagh! krillin: oh no! if goku can't focus on thespirit bomb, he doesn't stand a chance! piccolo: i think the issue is *less* abouthim focusing, and more about *staying alive*. krillin: i don't get it though, where's the ba-- a-a-aaaa-holy balls! gohan: wow! is that... the spirit bomb? piccolo: it's massive! krillin: oh, my god! that thing's gigantic!it's gonna kill freeza for su--! piccolo: shut up!krillin: oh, my god! that thing's gigantic!it's gonna kill freeza for su--!
{smack}krillin: ah a-ha! freeza: heeeya! goku: ah! freeza: there you are again! throwing yourhands up in the air like you just don't care. care, dammit! piccolo: dammit, this is bad...! gohan: dad! goku: (breathing hard) freeza: i believe i'm done.
as entertaining a punching bag you make, i findthere is no more enjoyment to be found here. goku: wait!we could always play a game of 20 questions. freeza: alright, then. first question: are you about to die? goku: no. freeza: uh-uh-uh. *no lying.* goku: damn! freeza: say goodbye, monkey-- aahauhh!
wh-what... what is that glare? that's not a sun. that's not a sun. i-it's not a moon that's not a sun. i-it's not a moon and it's certainly not a space station-- that's not a sun. i-it's not a moon and it's certainly not a space station--what is that? that's not a sun. i-it's not a moon and it's certainly not a space station--what is that? what... is... that-- that's not a sun. i-it's not a moon and it's certainly not a space station--what is that? what... is... that-- what is that?! goku: are we still playing 20 questions? freeza: you were planning on using that on me, weren't you?!
goku: yeah... freeza: i don't know where you got that muchpower from, but it doesn't really matter now, does it? goku: errh! iyagh! aw, nuts...! freeza: looks like that whole "super saiyan" thing didn't pan out after all. goku: iyuhh! freeza: when you see vegeta, tell him i said, "like a bitch." what the--
what the-- fuuuuuuuuuu...?! {boom} goku: piccolo? what are you doing here-? piccolo: no talk time. plan now! goku: well, i still got the spirit bomb,but i need both arms to charge it. you'll have to distract him while i gather energy. piccolo: well, that's not so ba-- goku: for five minutes. and, considering how bad he was kicking my butt... eh, i'm sure you can handle it.
piccolo [shocked]: did... you just hold a grudge?? freeza: and i just keep getting reminded of my failures! piccolo: you mean your failure at killing me, or just in general? freeza: eurggh! piccolo: (various grunts of pain) piccolo: (various grunts of pain)goku: ♪ 'mahna dada, do do do-do do' ♪ piccolo: (various grunts of pain)goku: '...' piccolo: (various grunts of pain)goku: ♪ 'mahna mahna, do do-do do' ♪ piccolo: (various grunts of pain)goku: ♪ 'mahna mahna, do do de-de-de' ♪
piccolo: ah, no, no, no, no... ah-- oh god, my glubok!goku: ♪ 'mahna mahna, do do de-de-de' ♪ piccolo: ah, no, no, no, no... ah-- oh god, my glubok!goku: ♪ 'de-de-de, de-de-de, de-do-do' ♪ piccolo: ah, no, no, no, no... ah-- oh god, my glubok!goku: ♪ 'i'ma chargin’ my attack...' ♪ piccolo: argh-yegh! freeza: you know, i think i have an insta-fix for this situation. i'm going to blow you and this wholemiserable planet to *nothing*! isn't that fun?! (unhinged laughter) piccolo: g...goku, just throw the damn thing!
goku: can't. not done yet. piccolo: what? how?! goku: it's only been 4 minutes and 58-- {ding} done! freeza: wha? oh... somehow i *completely* forgot about that. spirit bomb: omnomnom! freeza: oh my god! (grunting in vain)
'if i had any single regret for the countlesshorrific events that have transpired in my wake...' 'it's that i'm dying.' tiaaaaaahhhhhh...!! krillin: (coughing) gohan: krillin! you're okay! krillin: i think i swallowed a trout! so... gohan... think he's dead? gohan: krillin, right now i'm more worried about my dad. krillin: who do you think i was talking about?
gohan: (gasp)... krillin, look! piccolo: (grunt)... 'alright, come on, you heavy bastard...!no, no one actually help me, that would a little too much...!' goku: (gasps for air, then breathes regularly) gohan: they're both alive! krillin: nnneat! goku: grandpa... i don't want any more baths today... i'm clean now... goku: hey, gohan! gohan: (joyful, relieved laughter) krillin: you know, i gotta admit - after what happened with vegeta,i was pretty sure the spirit bomb was gonna be a dud.
gohan: but we showed him what for. goku: yeah. you could say he suffered a bad case of... freezer burn. all: (laughing) krillin: (horrified gasp) freeza: by the way... freeza: by the way... not dead. freeza: by the way... not dead. kthx freeza: by the way...not dead. kthxdie!
piccolo: bleugh-ck! fffffff**k... you... [dramatic, mournful music] gohan: no... gohan: no... *no*... gohan: no... *no*... noooooooooooooooo!! [music cuts-off]krillin: whoa, for a moment there i thought that was gonna be me. krillin: whoa, for a moment there i thought that was gonna be me. freeza: oh ho ho...
freeza: oh ho ho... you're next. krillin: wait, what did i do to you?! freeza: remember my tail?! krillin: can't you take a joke? wah! wah! wah! wah! wah! wah! wah! wah! wah! wah! wah! wah! wah! wah! wah! wa--!
{boooom} [♫ closing theme (dbz intermission) ♫] mr. popo: called it.