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'golmaal!' "golmaal... golmaal." "everything isgoing to be golmaal." "wonder why the hearthas started saying this." "now you have startedstaying in my heart." "you have settled in my veins." "heart has startedenduring your troubles." "i come into your armsforgetting the whole world." "now you take me under yoursupport by embracing me."
"if you say you want mewell then i say you got me." "this has happenedto me in your love." "all around there isexponential renaissance." "take the rhythmand break it down." "feel the subways in the ground." "go ghoom... ghoom... ghoom." "all the girls are goingto shake their boom." "come on! "- "ghoom... ghoom... ghoom." "all the boys are alsoto shake their boom."
"when the winds start tampingall the bodies start clapping." "and the girls are going to jump! "- "ghoom." "i stay in your dreams,making my own world." "fill the air with colorsby decorating my dreams." "i want somebody i wantyou right before me." "will you be mine; this iswhat my heart questions." excuse me. - yes. - is this thequeue for first year's admission? "yes uncle, have you come foryour daughter's admission?" see only answer whatyou have been asked for!
yes or no?-yes. - thank you. boy goons. badelement of the society. hey smarty. what... what is this? "smarty, put 100rupees in the box." is this a way to ask for alms? alms are asked forby joining hands. you guys are bossing around! "hey smarty, we are not askingfor alms this is charity."
the bastard dean of our college... dean is a bastard? - bastard.harichandra ramchandra mirchandani. he has got cancerat a special place. which place? - that is notimportant. he has cancer. we are collecting 100 rupeesfrom everybody for him. come on put. actually this is bossing but...- put! come on. "what are you doing,mister? this is wrong." hey did he take itfrom your pocket?
"come on, uncle, evenyou put. come on." hey!- see you don't argue with them. they are verydangerous people. yes! i won't give. i haveworked very hard... ...worked in the fieldand earned this money. for my sister's educationwhy should i give? come we will take him on aside and teach him a lesson. come... you!- hey don't hit uncle. what are you all doing!- come on.
see... see it is myhard earned money. i will not give.- hey you will keep... "...your money withyourself only, rascal?" "it will get wet, i will removeyour blood instead of your sweat." remove the money. "builder sir, take this i will givehis share for him. it's 200 rupees" put... put it in thebox... put it in the box. yes... yes i am putting itin the box. i am putting it. "hurry up, come on.- no don't hit him."
come on everybody putone by one... one by one. "no hurry, at ease.hey you put 300 rupees." you 400. 4000. 100... 200...300... 400... 500... ...600... 700... 800... 900...1000 rupees. - what... 5000!- you guys do great acting! really! - it's amazing.- give the money here. hey let me at least count.- thank you. - rascal! what happened?- you call me uncle!
you call me unclei will make you an aunty! "no... no i didn't do it...i didn't do it, it was him." hey why are you laughing? your tongue doesn't workbut your hands work a lot! not me he had said. what did i say when did i say? i did what was plannedi... i didn't say anything. hey unnecessary you say anything! hey... remove my shirt.
"hey buddy, give memoney for liquor." "are you all notashamed, you all make..." ...me do such things in thesame college where i study! sometimes you make me stealthings from the chemistry lab. sometimes you steal thefans of the assembly hall. that day you made me a professor... ...and told me to takethat girl's number. later that girl turned out tobe that college's professor. "till date, i haven'tsat in her class."
don't laugh. and that dayyou all made me a beggar... ...and made me sitoutside the college gate. said that we don'thave money for liquor. because of you all i have became... ...notorious in the wholecollege. i said don't laugh. you are our darling.- all this works in friendship. now if we had been inyour place then even we... "...would have done the samething, right? - yes." to hell you all woulddo that same thing.
and what differencedoes it make to you. "you don't even have a placeto stay, you use my room." the thing is that i am a brilliantstudent for dean of the... ...college harichandraramchandra mirchandani. so he respects me. or else i don'tknow about you all... ...whether you all everwent to college or not. did you go to college?- i don't remember. hey... hey wait.- why are you betraying us?
bitch. she is againasking for work. we will have to take her to vasuli. "hey don't say that, a lotof loan is still pending." i have cried liketulsi and parvati... ...and asked this vehicleon loan. you are... "you know who he is, right!" let's do one thing we will goand give all this money to vasuli. "we will give therest later, simple." he is joking. - we saw moneyafter so many days and...
...he says that weshould give it to vasuli. you don't say anything. if we give the money tovasuli then what will we eat? "how will we drink, how willwe gamble? - yes." if we have to gift a girl withsomething... then how will give? should we stop living? hey make four half cup of tea anda cookie for me. - money? it's of green color and ithas gandhi's photo on it. come on make the tea.
come on... come ongive money... money. have we till date evergiven you any? - no. then why are you asking?- i have stopped giving on loan. has your license been renewed?- no. what is the numberfor municipality? i am making... i am making it.- add ginger and cardamom. lolita. have some shame. what is your age and youare looking at lalita pawar.
"hey not down, look up!" hey lolita... baby... yes! hey don't look at herwith bad intentions... ...she is your sis-in-law.- when did she become that? you all wait i willmake her one and come. even i have to make a bhabhi. "let them go, they arewalking into a death well." look over there. vasuli. rascals.
hey didn't you tell.- what? that looks like sanjay dutt. that same body that same face cut. vastav movie's vermillion spot. "vasuli, i have spokenwith raju irani..." ...he is going to launchyou in his next movie. but my that money. "oh no, i am talking about croresand you are collecting change!" what are you saying!- sorry. - it looks very cheap.
you have the same personality. it will be great if you learna little on dialogue delivery. "dialogue? - like hey circuit,give me a magical embrace." "hey circuit, even giveme that magical embrace." "mind blowing..." "..., that... that walkingstyle. your body is perfect." i will teach you that?- show... show. "hey move aside..." "here, be a heroand stand in style."
"no man, what are you doing!" "not like this, there isa personality. a style." just like a hero.- again. look carefully.- ok. hey are you teachingme to walk or to run? "hey, he is bluffingus, catch that rascal." hey! "mother, forgiveme. deal for me too." "aunty, even forgiveme. here is mine."
"mother, take himup! - hey! - sorry." "mother, forgive him too.- another one by me." "rascals, you all leftme alone and came." "you came, right? - deal forme too. who is winning? - mine." vasuli has seen the room. "laxman, open the door!- i won't open it." hey the door!- hey man! oh good afternoon sir.- good afternoon. "are you alone?- yes sir, absolutely alone."
"is your party over?- i was studying, sir." "no partying.- you want to be a doctor, right?" "yes sir, cancer specialist.- cancer specialist. - yes." "cancer specialist, tell me at whichspecial place have i got cancer?" "sir, my education is stillincomplete how i can tell that." shut up. you all only told thestudents that i have cancer. and i don't have moneyto get my cancer treated. "i have become so poor that...you are laughing, idiot." are you all not ashamed? you allsnatched the fees from the children.
i have got 500 smss since morning. since people got to know thati have cancer i have got 500 smss. sir, this is a thing to be happyabout you have so many admirers. shut up. shut up! they are smsing me so thati pay back their loan before i die. you all have done this fraud.you all only have done it. i will not spare...i will not spare anyone! sir... sir... sir you...you... you know what... ...all dreams mymother has for me...
"...sir, please don't do any suchthing. - really? - please sir." your mother has dreamtabout such dreams? "what is this?- sir, human research." hu...- i have human research as a subject. "so i am writing a thesis onall these things, that's it." this... this... all this ishuman research? - sir. you are writing yourthesis on these naked rags? these obscene photographs! "no... no... no sir... sir,that... that there is leakage on..."
...the walls soi put these photographs. "there is nothingelse in this, sir." "you should have stucksomething else, son." "sir, i didn't findanything else so sir..." "see laxman dear,you are a good boy." "but don't let those three loafersenter here. - no, sir." please son.- absolutely not. "please son, you concentrateon your studies. - right, sir." you are a bright student.-thank you sir. - ok? - thank you.
sir... sir. no... no sir. hey thief! "sir, i don't know who theyare, they are not with me." "sir, you... you know them?" so you all are here only. "take this, keep it consideringit as the rent for the room." we will give it every month.- you all are bribing me! how long has it been since you allhave been thrown out of college. 10 years?- 10.
it has been 10 years andyou all are still here! sir... sir... sir.- are you all not ashamed! i have a scheme. you sit.- i don't want it. sit down.- no. leave. "on buying one zippo lighter,you get one flat free!" i don't want any scheme of yours. last time too you all hadgiven a similar scheme. "sir see this, i havebrought such an ac..." ...that all your life yourelectricity bill will not come.
"but the ac was good.- keep quiet, fool!" i am still taking loansand paying its bill. what ? "sir, he is saying that hey we knowthat you are crazy for rosy madam.. ...and we still haven't written aletter telling your wife about it. sir! - he is saying it...he is saying it not me. you all are tryingto blackmailing me! are you all not ashamed of it! i will hand you peopleover to the cops.
firstly you all are stayingillegally here from 10 years. all your life willbe spent in prison. get out! get out!- why do you get angry? say it with some manners.- get... get out! - come. are you coming? - no. - hecannot take such a small thing. get out... get out... get out! "see you are very intelligent.- thank you, sir." and don't let thesethree loafers come in. never.- keep your doors locked.
absolutely. - these loafersshouldn't come inside. "no, sir. - get out.- thank you, sir." "sorry, sir. thankyou, sir. thank you." see what you aredoing is very wrong. one day this dean willthrow me out of here. i will have problem but even you... ...all won't have a placeto stay in. - now deal. "hey man, this is sir's pouch.give i will go and give it back." "hey dhanveer (generous man)khan's xerox, bring it here."
fair and lovely.- really! condoms? its chewing gum. what is it?- go. what is that?- exam paper. "come on give it to me,i will clear. give it to me." how will he pass he isnot giving his papers. why? - he has to sellthe papers tomorrow. correct. as no one isgoing to buy them from us. why?- and he is decent.
"hey... hey see, i amnot going to sell papers." i am very serious about this.hey mother has a deep desire. sorry aunty.- sorry aunty. "here... here... here we go." "we are running for the money." "taking it down with us..." "is there something fishyor a lot more than that?" "i am great, baby, i am amazing!" "be careful... be careful."
"your heart doesn't getstolen, take care of that." "golmaal... golmaal...golmaal... golmaal." "we are running forthe money, buddy." "we are not bad, thisheart is not bad." "so if the world is badthen what should we do?" "i am not a bad guy!i am not a bad guy!" "we teach them whatthey taught us." "have a little blast!- it's that what you call!" "golmaal... golmaal...golmaal... golmaal"
"i am great, baby, i am amazing." "hey one time..." get out! get out! i said get out! and never showyour inauspicious face ever again! or else i will hand overeach one of you to the cops. i said get out! get out!firstly you stole my purse. on top of that youleaked that paper. and you sold it for 500 rupeesto the students saying... ...that i have a cutof 400 rupees in that!
are you all not ashamed!shameless! fools! idiots! i don't even know abusesand on top of that... ...what all schemesdid you all bring to me? "sir, buy this lighter,you will get a free flat." "sir, buy this telephone, youwill get a refrigerator free." "sir, get this ac, yourelectricity will be free!" am i a fool! do you allthink that i am a fool! even a fool is asmall word for you all. i am... you... you havethought of me... as that... - chu...
keep quiet. keep quiet!idiots! get out! get out! you all are worse than even saturn. even saturn is over someonefor only for 71/2 years. you all are over mefrom past 10 years! you all made me crazy!i have gone crazy! because of you all i amsuffering from acidity. i will have a heart attack! "you told rosy madam thati have gone bald, didn't you?" yes! yes i have gonebald... i have gone bald!
what will you do? what will you do? i have gone bald... - sir...- gone bald! - sir... - get out! get... get... get out.- there is a new scheme. a car free on underwear. "not on this, on an un... - getout! - why do you get angry, sir?" talk with somemanners. we will leave. "get out. please, get out.- come." yes i am. i have become. if i will stay with you allthen i will even become a donkey!
sir.- what is it? "you bought the paper and got passed!- sir, one minute, sir." "sir... sir. - sir, whyme... - get lost from here!" get out... get out! i am ruined because of you all. what will i tell my mother? poor woman used to workin a collector's house. she dreamt that even i shouldstudy and be a collector. why do you need to studyto become a collector?
you are anyway our collector.you only collect our money. i don't want toruin myself further. "i will go to my village, atleast i have my own house to stay." yes. it's a greatthing to have a house. but what's the use of that house ...where parents areafter killing each other. it's better to be homelessthan have such a house. yes hostel is goodat least i get good... ...sleep sleeping closeto mallika sherawat.
i lost my sleep when i was small. my father had twowives. one was my mother. and the other of the neighbor. sou(100)... teal(oil)sou... sou... teal... ...sou teal... souteali(step). her kids used to makefun of my dumbness. you still had a house. i neither had a house nor family. when i came to my sensesi was in jhamnadas orphanage.
first i used to think thatjhamnadas only is my father. then i later got to know thatjhamnadas expired when small. his father had made thisorphanage in his remembrance. then send them into an orphanage. they won't take youall in even there. i don't want to staywith you all. i am going. he will come back inthat same speed he left. it's 10.30. "gopal, he is talking to you."
what... tsunami? we are here only. "hey man, we shouldhave betted on it." he came back again. is this a time to jog! ok vasuli is coming.hey run from here! catch those rascals! "hey gopal, hurryup! run! come on!" "hey, come on!"
"what happened,buddy? what happened?" we have taken it on installment... ...this doesn't mean that it keepson stopping. - man! "it keeps on stopping, whatkind of a bike is this!" "what happened?- hurry up, look!" hey! vasuli! vasuli! we will have to climb this gate.- doors open too! come! hey! who is it?
who is it?- no one. i am having thisfeeling that he saw us. did he see or not? what he saw no one else saw that.- what did he see? he saw that we are fourof us and oldie is alone. he will go insideand call the police. then let's run. yes. anyway we haven'tcome to buy the bungalow. no... no... no... no!
you know if there isany noise then i feel... ...as if our grandsonsameer has come. when sameer will come hewill come in broad day light. he will not come atnight like a thief. wonder whether he will come or not. he will come... he will come. america is not close by. you knowit take 22 hours even by plane. here it has been 22 yearsi had seen him when he was small. "i know and you are justliving waiting for him, right?"
why not he is ouronly grandson and... ...if you go to see thenhe is our only heir. really. see let him come whenever he comes. but till he comes wewill have to live... "...being each other'ssupport, right?" one... tell me one thing. "when he will come,how will recognize him?" you don't worry i am sure.- yes. we... we will feel it on our own.
"come on, it's verylate lets go to sleep." switch off the lights. what difference does it makewhether there is light or darkness? we are destined for nights24 hours a day. - yes. then why did you takea torch and go outside? yes. so that the thievesdon't get to know... ...that two blind peoplestay in this bungalow. hey the oldie fooledus they both are blind! they are not deaf.
"kalengoor, last bus stop.- last bus stop." chapel lane. last bungalow.- last bungalow. the name of the bungalow? shanti niketan.- not nari niketan it's shanti nike... i said shanti niketan only.- shanti niketan. which floor?- who came? who came? he is asking which floor.- is your top floor empty or what? i said bungalow... bungalow!he is asking for which floor! two people stay there anold man and an old lady.
both are blind.- blind! your work will be done. hey where is gopal? what are you thinking of?- there is an idea. what if i enterthe house as sameer? hey what if they get to know then? they can't see whatever face itis what difference does it make? no... no it's a sin to do such. hey think it's such a big bungalow. our lives will be made. noproblem of food and drinks!
but you both willhave to stay as lucky. what do you mean? i mean that you both will have tostay as dumb and deaf like lucky. no one will speak. only i will speak.- thank you. my head is blasting afterhearing them talk. hey! hey see i won't be ableto do this. i am going. hey where are yougoing? hey leave me. hey what are you guys doing!- you won't listen! where are you going?- are you all not ashamed!
hey! hey who is it? who... who... who is it? who are you? say! say! who are you! who areyou? who are you, thief! i will call thepolice. police. thief! who are you, tell! tell orelse i will call the cops, tell! i... i... - who i? - i... i...i... - who i? - you are grandpa. who are you, thief?- i... i... i am sameer. sameer? who sameer?- sameer your grandson!
sameer!- my grandson? my grandson, you came from america! so why didn't you say as yet?- surprise... surprise! how did you come? flying. - you flied? - inthe plane... in the plane. you came all of a sudden. youshould have said that you are coming. you should have written a letter.or you should have told someone. you should have called.- i saw swades movie so i came. swades. hey swadesin vedesh (foreign).
now you stop your militaryinvestigation. - yes... yes... yes. my grandson has comeafter so many years. let him at least breatheasy. come... come son, come. come. you have come after so manyyears come. -be careful of the sofa. come sit... sit. you haveflied you must be tired. sit... sit... sit - that's it.-hey where are you going, sit... sit. where is your luggage?- i have brought them. i have three suitcases. keep them inside thereare many thieves here.
which flight did you come in?- that... from america! new york to goa!- now goa is direct? you stay in chicago, right? that... i shifted.- you shifted, ok. where did you stay in new york? that new york...- that is there. where do you stay? where?- there. where do you stay inthe whole of new york? jhasi's queen!- jhasi's queen?
fire torch! i don't stayclose to balasaheb's house. statue! - statue?-statue of bata... bata. lib... liberty's statue. next tostatue of liberty. - ok. statue of liberty, ok.but the statue is in water. from when?- from always or even that shifted? no i was jokingi open the window... ...of the housethen i can see that. ok so you have a house facing that. how nice would it have been ifyour parents would have come.
what happened? what happened! grandpa, there was a cat.- was it a cat or a bull? is that cat chinese? hey you keep quiet! - you talklike this with your grandpa! where are your values?can't grandpa joke on a cat? you have learnt thisfrom aboard and come? hey you stop!- stop? who went? who went? "grandpa, not stop,hunger... hunger." he must be hungry he hascome from so far away.
"you wait, son. i will just cookfood and come. - four plates." why four plates? that... that i have carried threesuitcases with me so i am hungry. "three suit casesfour plates, right." "no... no... no... no not fourtoday in one plate only you, i..." ...and your grandpawill have food together. yes... yes.- ok bring the food fast. why is your voicecoming from far away? "that grandpa,that... my stomach..."
...is empty so my voice is echoing. "ok, it is echoing.- god! he has gone crazy." "you still didn't tell meyour postal address, son." listen.- yes. remove the box of clarifiedbutter from top for me. yes.- go remove the box. yes grandson has come so todaythere will be pure clarified butter. "otherwise no oil, no clarifiedbutter for me. dry bread." i don't want to stay here!
if we stay with him we willdirect land up in prison. i am going. "you cannot go anywhere,you are my half body!" what do you mean thati am your half body? i mean for the oldie you aresameer by body and i am from voice. yes and these blindsare very smart. once when they touch anyonethey never forget that touch. "and even voice, now itwill go on in the same way." "i cannot do this.- you will have to do it, laxman."
"now this will only go on.- oh god, what a life have you given." now what will happen to me? nothing will happen; you areliving such a life from so long. you speak on mysignals! hey keep quiet! "and gopal, your thisplan is going to flop." i am sure that thesetwo oldies are not blind. "that oldie was lookingat me like this, you know!" staring widely! - hey blindpeople look this way only. hey no that old ladyalso winked at me.
she winked at you?- yes. that means thatshe is 100o/o blind. she is not!- hey you! see keep quiet orelse i will make you... ...unconscious andthen take you inside! see i... "hey! - sameer dear, thefood is ready. - shut up!" hey my voice. - sorry...sorry. - and whose body? - mine. boss... boss... boss!
what is it?- sattu has come. sattu! a toad in the sea?- sattu supari! o my god. "hey! supari, my bornkiller! how do you come, man?" what come... come? i havejust escaped from being less. you know that! - what! - can'tyou give me full information! two blind! two blind! who willsay that they have four bodyguards! how? then! hey they hit thecoconut with such an aim... ...that if they go for olympicsthey will make india proud.
what?- they will make india proud! "hey why are you yelling, whatdo you think that i am deaf?" shut up! what... what haveyou thought of ahead? "what have i thought, i willremove an x-ray of my skull." and... and i willtake a pain killer. "will take a pain killer,you just do that only." i will hire anotherprofessional killer. go. hey! - what! - give sattusupari another chance please!
this time i will go fully prepared.- you will go? yes.- then go. hey why are you walking like this? has a nail ever been stuckon your back side? - no. then you cannot understand my pain. you all cannot understandmy pain. i am going. "on that right side, it'smuch deeper that side. yes." stop walking! listen to me! no! i won't listen to anybody!
you guys have got me stuck here. on top of that you don'tallow me to eat too. today i will jump fromhere and commit suicide. hey! lami! "my laxman, if you died thenwhat will happen to nirupa roy?" nirupa roy? i will call your mother nirupa roy. i can't call her aishwaria rai. this building is of 2 floors.
"if you survived bymistake, then do you..." ...how much expenseyou will have to incur? "as it is, our financialstatus is not good." keep quiet! becauseof you i am starving! and it is better to commitsuicide than to starve! listen! where willyour counting end? at 3. 2... this is not 'sholay' type suicide.he is really going to die. he can't pee in the dark.and he will commit suicide!
23/4. hey! hey! what about me if you die?i won't be able to speak! and who will do my dubbing? then come. you too come. it is better to endour lives forever. i am leaving. "hey, lucky. youhave time, don't you?" do one thing. get anotherpack of snacks for me.
cold drink. indian burger for me. less spicy. "you were going todie, weren't you?" i will eat and then i will die. i will not die with empty stomach. otherwise you will have acidity.- you! "if you die, thengive me your watch." "now if you won't die,then i only will push you!" what a friend you are!
you are not letting meto die peacefully too! you can live peacefullyafter your death! this is too much! i will not die!- go! i am dead!- without jumping? oh god! she is thatgirl on the stairs! what! there is a cd on her? no! we had seen heron the stairs that day! look! other corpses tooare standing in the queue. cheap guys!
shameless! aren't they ashamed to seea girl changing clothes? "i know! there is no decencyin this world! - yes, buddy!" they peep in other's houses!- yes. what is she doing! we were looking! fool! gopal doesn't know the differencebetween buying and making alcohol. today i will drinkto my heart's content. "exactly my sentiments, buddy!"
why are you sitting woebegone?- then why should i do? "you guys don't let me eat,drink or commit suicide." keep quiet! look at this! you guysdon't even let me wail! sameer! i hope the food was sufficient.did you eat properly? i hope the food was sufficient.why don't you say something? i think you are feeling sleepy. "i lost my slumber a long timeback, dear. a long time back."
say something. why are you angry? i think you didn't like thefood cooked by your grandma. what to do? since the time she haslost her eyesight... ...she adds sugar instead ofsalt and salt instead of sugar. sometimes i too drink salty tea. say something. whydon't you speak up. i think you are like your father. till the time i wouldn'tbeat him 10 times...
...he wouldn't speak. say! say! say! say! i too had beaten your fathera lot when he was a kid! say something! i think you like beatings fromyour grandpa! say something! "grandpa, there wasbetel leaf in the mouth." i was searchingfor a place to spit. i see! you must havespited at a nice place.
you eat betel leaf in america too? it is available there. "what do you thinkof america, grandpa?" in each nook and corner. what chatting is going onbetween the grandpa and grandson? nothing! i was asking howis everybody in america. and how is america. everything is fine in america.- i see! and they both?
who? with whom you stay. parents!- your parents! they are fine. they are good.they miss you both a lot. "if they miss us, thenwhy didn't they come?" "if they had come, then howwould you have missed them today?" what does sujata say about me? sujata? who?- fool! forgot your mother's name! sujata! who!- fool! your mother! your mom!
"grandpa, she is fine." i have been calling heras mother since childhood. so i don't remember her name. she misses you both a lot.can i go to sleep? - what! actually i have come fromsuch a far off place... i see! jetlag! jetlag! he is tired! "grandma, bed sheets." everything is therein the cupboard.
4 bed sheets. why 4?- why 4? it is very cold in america. so since childhood i have thehabit of taking 4 bed sheets. go! it is lying in the cupboard! "you will need it for cold and hotweather. go, dear. go to sleep." "goodnight, grandpa." hey! have you forgottenthe custom of the house? 'jai shree krishna'.
'jai shree krishna"-"jai shree krishna." grandpa. 'jai shree krishna'!'jai shree krishna'! he forgets his mother's name.but he remembers goodnight. forget it! why does he need 4 bed sheets? there must be some reason.why are you after it! "there are only 3 bed sheets here.- not 3, 2!" "but we are 4 people.-mind-blowing! not 2, 1! thanks." but...
go away! even i need a bedsheet! otherwise i can't sleep! "you need slumber, not bed sheetto go to sleep. go to sleep." "life sucks, buddy." 'vande mantram'! 'vande mantram'! 'vande mantram'!- keep quiet! what are you doing! keep quiet!- 'vande mantram'! 'vande mantram'! keep quiet! -what has happened! have you gone mad! were you seeing 'mangal pandey'!
was somebody hanging you?- i was seeing a dream. "i saw that the oldlady, the old man..." ...and you all weretrying to kill me. we all have not joined hands.but we do want to kill you! what freedom are you fightingfor in the middle of the night? actually... 26th january is approachingsoon. i was rehearsing for that. i see! 26th january! it has gone. a few days ago.
15th august is going to come.- yes. 15th august! 15th august! "tell me one thing. youare sameer, aren't you?" no! i am ajay devgan! why! "grandpa, i am sameer! yoursameer! why are you asking?" because since the time youhave returned from america... ...you haven't asked about the box. "box? box! yes, grandpa!where is the box? i forgot." that box is there. itis where it should be. you go to sleep. you go to sleep.
what is there? "it is a mattress,grandpa. mattress." mattress. too much of dirt. yes. dry it in the sun.dry the mattress. "jai shree krishna', grandpa!" goodnight. sleep tight. "not box! if there was a pistol,then i would have shot him."
go to sleep! go to sleep! it's paining a lot? whereis it hurting? show me! who is there? who is there? i am there. what happened? why did you whistle?- whistle? "darling, after 40years of marriage..." ...husband can only shoothis wife. but not whistle. who is there? what happened? "nothing, grandpa. chinese cat."
chinese cat. chinese cat. cat!- go! "what?- grandpa, cat!" it will drink all the milk! "i am observing, dear." you have forgotten toseek elder's blessings too. come. touch my feet. actually... grandpa! what! come! come!seek my blessings.
actually... grandpa!- what! seek my blessings. come! seek my blessings! come! stand straight! will you talk likethis with your grandpa? you will say stand straight! fool! "i... was talking to god, grandpa." i was performing the veneration. where you performing theveneration or scolding your grandpa. come! come! seekmy blessings! come!
what happened? "chinese cat, grandpa!" wow! why are you sitting here? you know he is in troublethere! what are you doing here! mind-blowing! i had sent you guys to bringhim! what are you both doing here? we are seeing a rape.- where? there!
we have found a good chance. we will save thegirl and impress her! your idea is great! let's go!- come on! salman khan is coming! jackie chan also!- wait! wait! i want to be salman khan. you all will make me p.t. usha. what is the need to run?
we will call the cap? watchman? police! police! yes! niceidea! we will call the police! first the heroes enter!and then the police! ring the bell! ring thebell! where is the bell? is it a temple?- oh yeah! from the back! "wait, rapist! your hero has come!" hero?- yes. the hero breaks the glass andmakes the entry in the hindi movies.
it is a great idea!- who will be the scapegoat? me! mummy! who are you all! stop it! stop it! stop it! "come on, boys! come on." are you looking at us angrily?or your face is like this? at least thank us forsaving you from the rapists. shut up! who are you all!and how dare you all come in!
you all ruined the rehearsals!- sorry! it implies theywere not raping you? oh god! no! this isthe theme of our drama! what did i do?- aren't you ashamed! for spreading such rumors! such a beautiful girl. such...- item... such a rich girl! decent girl! i am ashamed of you guys! "sorry, ma'am! i beg your pardon."
"you... continue. continue...sir, continue raping her." please! please! please! go on! please! please! go on! please.- your sister is calling. great! i didn't do anything. i am a decent man. i wasroaming on the terrace. "drying my vessels.sorry, drying my clothes." he!- hey! he!- no! he came and told methat a girl is there...
...and 4-5 guyshave pounced on her. even i was wonderingthat you don't rape... ...by putting on the music system. i am very sorry.this is not my fault. liar! cheater! i am sorry! really! not i! not i! i came... he told me. he told me that a few guysare raping that item girl. let's go and help her.to help her. to help her. aren't you ashamed to spread suchcheap things about a decent girl?
keep quiet! god has givenyou the ability to speak! it doesn't mean that youwill talk rubbish! get out! she is asking you to leave. come. i said get out!- we are leaving! "excuse me, ma'am.it is your fault." "your acting was soreal, that we couldn't..." ...stop ourselves from saving you. gopal makes us toil so much. and he himself bossesaround and he relaxes.
hey you both are quiet! that's why i too am quiet.otherwise i would have... you guys can just threatenand not do anything else. "if i lost my mind, theni will break his teeth!" you guys are laughing! youguys think that i am jesting! let him come in front of me... "i will tell him that whatevershe is doing, that is fine." "and gopal, thesetwo scoundrels..." ...are provoking meagainst you. do you know?
"if you will beat me, theni won't wash the vessels." you are not washing it properly. "look, this is notclean. clean it again." come on! come on! come on! they both are blind. they won't know whetherit is clean or dirty. "hail ram! hail ram! hail ram!" "hail krishna! hailkrishna! hail krishna!" the worship is over?
isn't it strange?- what happened? since the time sameerhas returned home... ...he doesn't allowus to do any work. he had stayed in america. and there you have todo everything yourself. really?- yes. "greetings, grandpa.greetings, grandma." niraali. take the offerings. "grandma, can i get some pickle?"
there is enough! your grandma's picklehas still tied me here. otherwise a long time back... again you have started. yousit. i will get the pickle. "okay.- come, dear." "come, grandpa." what's the matter? grandmaseems to be very happy today. she is bound to be. "her grandson, sameer hasreturned from america."
really!- "grandpa, did you call me?" i never called you.you have come uninvited. you? "grandpa, your hot water forbathing is ready. let's go." "come, dear. with yoursupport... where did you go?" come. it will get cold.- yes! yes! "come. - dear, you sit.i will take a bath and come." come.- okay. is there a towel inside? ordo i have to use my dhoti?
go inside. everything is there. so you...- there is so much work! what! - i have to do grandpaand grandma's work! "by the way, what doyou do in america?" i... i... in america...i fly the kite. - what! i mean i make kites.i have a factory of kites. factory of kites! strange! "it is strange here. but inamerica, it is in demand." less of flight andmore of kites fly.
let's go out. your interest lies in what? did you hear that? yourinterest lies in what? he has come down to kissingin the first meeting. let's go and see what he is doing!- come! i mean what is your hobby? music! abhijeet sawant!he is my favorite! mine too.- i see. he plays guitar well.
guitar? he is a singer! he sings. then who is the one whoplays the guitar in the back? in the back? what do i know?- forget it! that... your four sisters...- sisters? i see! they! theyare not my sisters. we all are payingguest. we stay together. i was wondering whatyour father does. - what? i mean what is his profession? he has a business in ahmedabad.
i see. and what do you do? i want to be a fashion designer. right now i am awaiting my result. by the way nowadays we areorganizing a couple's car race. we will donate the moneyto people affected by rains. that day i too gotdrenched so much. but you were in america. what! yes! yes! come!- you are a jolly person! that day if i too had got drenchedhere would you have helped me too?
of course! what i was saying...- yes. the couple's car race that we areorganizing i had given this idea. i love speed! you know! and i will supportmonty in tomorrow's race. monty? who? that rapist? yes. he is my good friend.- i see! and i am sure that he will win! "by the way, i havenever been defeated."
really? then do one thing. you too participate tomorrow. yes! -i don't have the license. somebody laughed.- i don't have license of this place. i have america's license.i don't have license of this place. so i was saying... who has locked thedoor from outside? open the door!- there! i will come. you don't go.- no! no! i am here only.
hi!- you all... we live here only.- here? actually we want to askmany things from you. "for the moment,forgiveness will be fine." thank you. sorry. me too. actually we ruined your rehearsal. they couldn't even rape youproperly. very sorry about that. its okay!
and you will not saysorry. am i right? he will not speak! he willnever speak! he is like this. "by the way let me introduce youto my darling servant, lucky." "my laundry boy, laxman.and my cook, madhav." "say hi, boys! say hi!- hi!" they are your servants!they have worn good clothes. i guess you pay them well.- actually i... "let's go, niraali. we will talkon the way. come. - okay." put this in the vase!come! come! come!
"back to work, boys! back to work!" this gopal! he makes us the servant!and he went away with her! how far will he go? he doesn'tknow how to drive the car. i will win tomorrow's race.- what do you mean? and my trophy will be niraali! but where will the carcome for us useless people? i will arrange for that too. what are you going!
"50! 50! how much! 50! '- excuse me, sir." madhav!- hi! aren't you madhav! no! he is calling you madhav!then he will call you laxman! then he will call yougopal! no! absolutely no! this is ceo.- and that's dinky! "madhav, did he recognize us?" what is the lady saying? she is saying thatshe wants a nice car.
a car that will suit my dinky!- yes. "i see! ma'am, lookat this. 1965 model!" "ceo, is he talking about thecar" or telling us his birthday! dinky is so funny! she is so funny! really! come here! "ma'am, look at that. anice model. just like you." let's see the model. forget her. come.- come. look at this! thelatest and speed car!
it is in demand in the market. and there is no suchgoods in the market too. "we don't want goods, wewant car. we have goods." and i will have to test drive it. yes. can we test drive it? please. let's take a test drive.- thank you. will you sit on my lap? hold this!- ophs! take the chequebook.fill in the amount.
"see you soon.- bye, cartoon." ophs! wrong man! "bye, sweetie!- come." "careful, dinky." dinky! take a smalltest drive. dinky! "golmaal!" receipt for ganpati's charity. "hey, dinky! you conned me!" "good afternoon, friends!"
welcome to castrolgtx motor chase 2006. we are thankful to all of you. that you all participatedin this rally for... ...the 26th july rainfall relief. and to increase theexcitement of this race's... ...the winner of this race willreceive a cheque prize of 5 lakhs. you won't be able to defeat monty. he seems to be a professional. even i am a professional!look at my idea!
"golmaal." come on! faster! faster! faster! got the steering! its petrol is not getting over. what our petrol will get over! monty! the petrol is over! oh god!
what is happening! run quickly! there is so muchpetrol in your car! please! my honor is at stake! for niraali's sake! comeon! a little bit more! we won! nonsense! i saw your driving!
you should participate in abullock race! not a car race! "niraali, i don't know how thepetrol got over in the car." if you don't have themoney to buy the petrol... ...then why did youparticipate in the car race! relax!- you have made a mockery of me too! we are meeting for lunch.i will explain then. lunch and with you! i willnot even have tea with you! "niraali, listen!" leave me! leave me!
now i call on stage the winnerof castrol gtx motor chase 2006. mr. madhav singh ghai! madhav! - madhav!- madhav! - madhav! thank you! thank you! and here comes thecheque of 5 lakhs. yeah! yeah! now as decided mr. madhavsingh will donate the amount... ...to 26th july rainfallrelief charitable trust. wow! he is so handsome!
"you are also notany less, darling!" will you come for 9-12? you! it is yourhobby to tease girls! why didn't you tell hersomething? you can't speak. i was just jesting!why are you feeling bad? you know! you should be driving. do you know shubash ghai?he is my close relative. but he is not launching me.and i want to be an actor. so unwillingly i only have toproduce and direct the film.
'uima! '- what happened? it is the name of mymovie! my movie's name! and i am the hero. then what were youdoing in shanti niketan? i am the 3rd actor! 3rd actor! you see i am makinga movie on servants. and i wanted to knowservants closely. yes! i see! so you are a perfectionist? always! always!
you must have seen how i hadstopped at the race line. - yes! neither in the front noron the back. just perfect. do you have lunch? willyou have lunch with me? today i... i mean...- no! no! no! "look, my perfectionistheart will break." like how you brokethe petrol's tank. its mine! "this prize belongsto you, niraali." this fool had madea hole in your tank!
so that you lose this race! his face is like mine!there is anther like me! idiot! i had taught you driving!- liar! not to cheat!- you are lying! what i thought of you andwhat you turned out to be! "let it be, niraali." it is futile to lock hornswith such filthy people. "we will spoil our mood. come,i will escort you home. come." you can sit anywhere.
i will not spare you! lunch? what about lunch?where are you going? we will have to do somethingabout this gopal kid! what about the kid?he is still not born? do something about gopal. but what can you do? you want to say thati can't do anything! no! no! you can do something. in front of him youcan plead and implore.
"you are talkingtoo much, you dumb!" what is his fault? vent out your anger on him.if you have masculine powers. i have masculine powers.i will not spare him! try it.- you too! yes! that day gopal call you a'bawarchi' (cook) in front of niraali. "still you kept quiet.yes, but what can you do?" you know why i kept quiet that day! because 'bawarchi'was a great success!
so many people haveremade that movie! otherwise i wouldn'thave spared him! i swear! "in spite of wining the race,you couldn't impress the girl." "but what can he do, lucky?" you are talking too much! listen!- forget it! what i can do! i... have decided.- you have made a correct decision. you can't do anything!
i can't do anything!i can't do anything! now i will show youwhat i can do! i will... what can i do? "you can break hisbones, break his teeth..." "...make him crippled, ifyou are one father's son." no! - what?you are not one father's son! not that! all this usedto happen in 1980's movies. breaking legs. i will breakhis skull! it is a slow torture! really? he is exaggerating.
what did dumb say? he is saying that youare doing the right thing! we can't say that in front of him! see to it that he doesn't survive. if he survives thenwe won't survive. are you encouragingme or scaring me? no. you be strong. you just wait and wait. i will smash his skull in sucha way that he will become blind.
he will keep on sayingsorry for his entire life. sorry! sorry! sorry! his skull will smash. good! he will become blink.you will go in the prison. i am not interested inthis. niraali will be mine. hey!- he has come! hey! i want to pee! "fine, i will keepthe bathroom ready." you first go and smash his head!- thank you.
i thrash him! i thrashhim! mummy! mummy! mummy! let's go and check! come!- we are with you! come! hide your face. what have you done?i think you have killed him! i didn't kill him.i just smashed with the rod. but you were onlygoing to make him blind. he is lying unconscious. who is he? did you see a ghost?
no who is he! what is he saying? "today you won't sayanything, my friend." he is saying that he is hungry. i will...- where did he go? i am asking who was he!- is grandpa in some mess? i didn't expect this from grandma. no! it could be grandpa too.
but gopal you are very nice. "nobody will hit you with therod. come, i will serve dinner." have you cooked the dinner?- you have become so thin. you go. you take a holiday.you can't do anything. go somewhere. i havesome other plan. go. hail mother mary! "grandpa, shall i do more?" "grandpa, have youquarreled with somebody?" quarreled?
where will the blindman go to fight? it is an extended life. weare fighting with ourselves. i mean loan or something? i had given a loan. toyour father. he repaid that. he sent you here. grandpa! grandma! you have arrived. you have arrived.- grandmother, grandfather." bless you bless you.
how did you come back again?- by ship. did you not have themoney to come in a flight? "i had grandfather,i was just going..." ...to set up my business butmy fate turned against me. all of it became loss angeles. "sameer, this isour servant pandu." "okay mr. pandurang, whenwill you go back now?" "come on grandfather,now i will..." ...spend the rest of mylife here near your feet.
the poor guy works and saves... ...up money and then goesto dubai to do business. and then looses everythingand comes back here. what is thisgrandfather? what is this? i went for a few day andyou kept a new servant. this is not a servant this is ourgrandson sameer. - stupid. you had seen him in the childhood. "he used to eatlollypop, used to..." ...wear half pant and usedto do a lot of mischief.
"sameer, you are so grown up now." you have become aman no from a child. even you have becomea monkey from a man. who are you?- he is sameer. "oh, this is sameer." who is this?- he is sameer. "okay, he is sameer, he is sameer." he is sameer.- who is this? i told you that i am sameer.
correct.- i accept that you are sameer. but who are the remaining three? you have come drunk againin this house pandurang. that is why i wasthinking grandfather... ...that why is he shaking so much. you keep quiet. "grandfather,grandfather not three..." ...but there are four sameer's. grandfather he cansee four sameers now.
what? what haveyou mixed pandurang. tell me what didyou drink? tell me! grandfather, i did not mixanything i swear by my mother. what? you are swearing byyour mother after being drunk. "grandfather i will show you,i mean i will let you smell." what happened? - grandfatherhe cannot even walk properly. it is useless to talk to him.- listen we have to go to the temple. sameer dear. - yes.- will you take us? this pandu has become useless.
you passport size photo. if you want to live herethen mind your own business. "sameer dear, today mywish is finally fulfilled." "here take this, breakthis into small..." ...changes and distributethem in the poor. it is a thousand rupees note. "sorry grandmother, buti am the biggest poor here." sorry lord. "it is the last.- oh lord, oh lord."
"grandfather you, i asabout to come to your house." "why, is all the pickles finished?" "no, no actuallythere is a dance..." ...competition in my college inwhich i am going to take part. and i want to win thiscompetition at any cost. that is why i wanted your blessing. you do have our blessings. "you will surely win it, okay." okay but only blessing s will not do.- then?
both of you will also have to come. "dear, both of us cannotcome, sameer is there." sameer will surely come. "all the best, dear." "no, because theyare blind they..." ...brought me herethinking that i was sameer. "i did not want tohurt them, you..." ...also please don'ttell them anything. for some time even i will get thelove of grandfather and grandmother.
"and yes, best of luckfor the dance competition." i will pray to lord thathe should make you win. "thank you. - bye.- bye, see you." what were you searching for? four anas, it had fallen."i was searching for it. he is saying that you had notcome in this room yesterday. when did he say? "the wind was blowing,the four anas..." ...must have come herei will look for it later.
"listen, what wereyou searching for?" "me, nothing.- if i will hit you even once." then you will break up into pieces. i told you that i was notsearching for anything. you people.- have you ever seen a gang? no. - do you wantto see? - okay. you don't know what a bigmistake you all are making. if i hit you even once from theback of my hand you will die. there is also no hospital nearby.
i will go i will go. i will go and teach him a lesson. i understood. you go.- you are the hero. that is why i don'twant to get beaten up. let us forgive him.- you can go we forgive you. you give and lookfor your four annas. "you lizards, gang bang." i banged the whole banged together.
"get up, it is your good luckthat i am not well today." otherwise i would have beaten... "...so badly, i would havebitten you so badly, get up." get up. seems like the blind man has put... ...together an army or eunuchs. wait! "what did he say?- he is saying that, wait!" i'll show you. - take thiskick! - did you see superman?
this is called gangbang. a suitcase and the key to its lock. you work here isn't it? don'tyou know where the suitcase is? the old man. the oldman is very cunning. he can hide the suitcase anywhere. manner less, aren't you ashamedthat you call your master cunning. come on get out of here. or i will put you in thecooker and sound the whistle. tell him to talk with respect okay.
stupid he is talking to youwith respect. - i see. "aren't you ashamed, the house..." ...where you grew up youlook to break that house. "you shakti kapoor,and you are doing that." i will see everybody.- first take... ...your hands out of yourpants then see everybody. leave him. - made mecharlie chaplin from a snake. suitcase.-suitcase. - suitcase. i don't even have one percent time.
tomorrow there is a dance competitionand i have to practice for that. dance competition.-dance competition. - quiet. grass cutting competition. "the bungalows thatare here, their..." ...owners have arranged aspecial competition that is all. "tell me the truth, otherwisei will beat you up so badly." when you'll stand up. people will say thathow well he is dancing. no there is a dance competitionin which i am going to take part.
with whom? - niraali.- with niraali. where did he go?- let him go. leave it. - yes. - youdon't have any interest. no. -good. what happened to the music?- why are you asking me? what is happening monty?- how would i know? please go and check it right now?- okay i will go and see. what the hell. "there is something-somethingin my heart."
"please stay in myheart my beloved." "please don't leave me my beloved." "i have made a placefor you in my heart." "you please stay, please stay." "please stay, please stay." "please stay in my heart." "lest go till the sky, letus go and touch the sky."' "let us explore theworld of dreams..." "...until our heart is content."
"the rhythm that isthere in our heart." "with that rhythmlet us win over..." "...the world and makethem dance to along us." "listen' listen alwaysto the heart my friend." "save me, save me." where are both of them? "sanju, doesn't vasuli lookexactly like sanjay dutt?" "look, look i havethe money i swear." "i have it in mypocket, sorry it is..."
...not in my pocket i have givenit to my friend for safe keeping. "they are there, here." they were playing here just now. "that red cap, red cap, red cap." you are the rightfulowners of this win. where are the remaining three.- the remaining three. they are only my supportersi am the main person. - yes. i don't now whatwould have happened... ...if you all would nothave come on the right time.
maybe you had prayed to god with... "...a pure heart for my win, isn't it?- yes, with a lot of honesty." by the way i am an artist.- yes. and you? - i am very interestedin painting and dancing. but just with art youcannot run a home. -yes. that is why i evendo fashion designing. my mother was a collector.- ticket collector. "no, no a ias officer." i spent my childhood in richness.
then why did clean utensils ingrandfather and grandmother house? because my mother wanted meto also become a collector. and my want was sadhna.- your girlfriend. "no, no i mean thedevotion towards art." that is why i decidedthat no matter... ...how much i wouldhave to struggle... ...i will never askmy mother for help. i believe in goodnessand truthfulness. that is very good thing.
i like good and truthfulpeople very much. do you even like me then? did you forgive himfor the lies he told? you had that dance competition... ...i don't know why he was so envy. as soon as your show started he... ...cut the speaker wiresand took the cd out. isn't this the one?- this. i will keep this.- leave it.
and said now i willsee how she wins. "then i explained to him,you fool the show must go on." all the dance that i thoughtyou when will you use that. "and i pushed him, thatis when started dancing." "then i explained to him, thatnow go and say sorry to her." "you said sorry to her,thank god you forgave him." you see i cannot withstand lies. you cheater! - he is joking.- shut up! - he is joking. "niraali, there is a lot ofspace" on my bike you know that.
should i give you a lift? please come there is a lot ofspace can i also come? we all three will dance andyou will take the girl alone. vasuli. "stupid, here take ten rupees." it is 'nag panchami'go and drink some milk. was saying that i knewevery corner of the house. nothing, you all cando nothing at all.
i will have to do everything. go and do. why are you crying like a girl? show some anger.are you a man or not? gopal made such a big fun of you. and you kept quiet. did your mother gaveyou education for this? she only gave me education. you did not let me give the exams.
we had left you alonefor giving the love exams. and your love storywas about to be created. and he ruined everything. "who ruined it, that stupid?" but in front of niraalihe even insulted you. at least i made ahole in monty's car. "what did you do?-dance. - dance, yuck." all you did was cut the wire. he took advantage of my good will.
"listen cut hi, cut him.-wire. - are you an electrician?" cut gopal. - i cannotcut anyone. - what? you cannot cut anyone. did you forget whatall he did with you? he snatched your room. and after coming here heeven snatched your food. he even snatched your life. he even snatched your niraalifrom you. - correct. and do you remember that night.
when you did not havea blanket to sleep with. do you know wherethat blanket went? who took it? you lost theblanket because of him. if i would have been in you place. "i would have bought a deathcloth for him, a death cloth." then come in my place. i don't even havemoney to buy poison. you are crying forsuch a small thing. "such a small thing,i am there, your friend."
i will give youmoney for the poison. really i am telling you the truth. really. - yes.- then okay. "tea, tomorrow his morningtea will be his last tea." what are you doing?- dance. gopal. - yes.- gopu. - say! hot tea. give.- drink it. - go from here. why are you staringat me like dogs?
have you seen my facefor the first time? "for the last time. - why, are youcommitting suicide again?" gopu please don'tdo so much hard work. i cannot see it. youplease down for some time. you flop actor. - what was theneed to call me a flop actor. whether i lie down or sit downwhat difference does it make to you. "you are right,whether you lie down..." ...or sit it does notmake any difference to me. but finally you aregoing to become late.
late gopal.- madhav please don't trouble him. how are you feeling? i am feeling as if two mice'sare making noise in my ears. he can hear noises.- what else is happening? just once i propose to niraali. then i will start a family. "you don't think about niraaliand the family, -i am there." how are you feeling heath wise? "health wise, health wisesome thing is happening to me."
my right hand is itching. "right, first the leftleg will itch, then..." ...the right then the wholebody from the head to the body. "you do, don't you know whati do when my right hand itches?" "no, i beat everyone up." "no madhav my brother,don't hit him." he is alive only fora few moments now. come here you fool. "you hit, you hit if you wantto die by hitting some one."
you go on hitting. what are you doing? whyare you hitting so hard. what are you doing? this is theplace where i wear my glasses. why do you takeeverything so seriously? laxman what did you do. if he carries onhitting us like this. we will die before him. "you stupid people, you aretroubling me since morning." "i asked for tea, therewas only empty cup."
seem like he drank the teathat was meant for gopal. what happened? what is he saying. he is saying that the tea laxman... ...had made for you in that...- i had... ...brought ice specially for gopal. and i had put spices in itand also red chilly powder. are you making tea or a delicacy? shu up making tea or soup.
he will not die so easily. "i know those fools,even the poison..." ...must have been a fake. how will they save? till when will theysave themselves? what is it?- grandfather. what happened to your voice? i have a sore throat grandfather. "tel me one thing, what is the time?- 12:05."
"oh, it is already 12 o' clock." 12:05 come after 12 grandfather. "after that 12:06, 12:07, 8, 9." how is this? - no grandfatheri don't wear flowery garland. and i don't have that habit. "this is not for you, itis for your grandmother." "it is valentine's day.- yes, yes." how will this be? is it nice?- yes. "okay, okay."
nothing's gonnachange my love for you. from where did you... ...get the thought ofgiving me a flowery garland? i knew that you would forget. "but i have not forgotten,happy valentine day." "today is valentinesday, that is..." that is why i wasthinking that why are ...you giving me thisflowery garland so lovingly. happy valentine's day.
how am i looking?- you are looking very beautiful. we used to express on theauspicious day in our days. "what can i do times havechanged, modern times." on valentines day when theboy tells his girl i love you. then even the girl does not refuse. she accepts it andalso says i love you. what will sameer say if he hears?- what? he will say thateven my love should... ...grow with life just likegrandmother and grandfather.
"tell me one thing, is sameerreally interested niraali?" you are... "no, she really a verynice girl mangala." "she is very nice,whosever house she goes." he will be very happy. "that means i will have tonpropose to niraali tonight, hi." "they are mad, theyare saying that..." ...i should go and proposeto the girl tonight. "is that possible? - no.-shall we sleep. - yes, come on."
"he is right, going toa girl's in the night." that will make avery bad impression. "bad idea, we should go and sleep." you go i will just finish my work.- come on. will we sleep together?- come on. come on today is valentines day. "golmaal" niraali.- all of here at this time. what is all this?- today is valentines day.
and it is already 12 o' clock.- so? so we have brought a gift for you. you go.-go. - here. what is it?- pickles. you like grandmother'shand made pickles very much. that is why i brought it myself. and also this. will you go?- no. and this is from me. - whatis it? - see it for yourself.
"please, with love.- toilet paper." you brought toilet paper for me. if he brought this here thenwhat will we i in the morning? you think what will you do?- yes you are right. you don't see the toilet paper. "see what is written onit, that is not a design." "yes, there is something written." "looks like a contract.- yes contract, contract." "look, when nirrali wheni will make my first film."
then you will be theleading lady in it. and there will be a complimentarair ticket for your mother. and these two willbe the villain in it. please keep itcarefully. it's my heart. "can i go?- go, go nothing will happen." now what have you brought? rat poison. - i want youto give it to me yourself. and kill me.- what? "yes, this is not a living."
all night i cannot sleep. "if i try to sleep in themorning, i see you preparing food." taking care of grandfatherand grandmother. he wants a maid. "when i go on theterrace, i see..." ...you drying yourhair in the towel. i cannot live like this. you kill me by giving me this. what are you doing?
why are you troubling niraalifor such a small thing. "i am there, i will giveyou poison and kill you." what are you saying?- i am helping my friend. what is it now?- if you will give us an answer. then there would be.- a settlement between us. how can i give ananswer in just a minute. this is the question of my life. i will do one thing. i will come to yourhouse at 2 o' clock.
there i will say that who i love. "it is 12:30 now, onlyone and a half hour left." "we will wait, take yourtime, take your time." "not now, tomorrow afternoon2 o' clock, tomorrow." we will have towait for a long time. give it to back.- here. tomorrow when you come please... ...bring the bottleof poison along. if it is yes then they will use it.
"if it is no then i will use it.- yes, of course." "now bye. - okay bye.- bye. - there, there." "please read the contract.- yes, yes i will read it." "you, what are you doing here?" since when did hestart flirting with her? you have brought a cheque. you want to buy niraali. you are even worse than them. does he even have an account?
you have come to buy me. "get out i say get out.- get out, get out, get out." what are all of you doinghere? you also get out. get out of here. god. since when did you startflirting with the girl? and what is the useof flirting with her. will you take himalong for romancing her? i will not go.- i only said.
you even started talkingafter seeing the girl. "i wrote, that you did not knowtill today that i couldn't speak." that is why you misunderstood me. i am not like you all. okay. mangala.- what happened? what happened to your voice?- i am sameer. didn't you have sore throat?- now it is fine. it is fine? i thought thatmy wife has sore throat.
this old man is so boding! "if i give a raw mango to him, itwill get converted into ripe mango." get rid of him! niraaliis going to come. grandpa.- yes. your walking stick.- walking stick? why? don't you want to go out?- out! no! why are you sendingme out? somebody is coming? who? nobody!- i see! niraali is going to come! he is blind and this is thestate. if he was able to see...
then i would haveseen who is coming. it implies niraaliis going to come. "now dear, i won't go anywhere." wow! let niraali come. "grandpa, niraali isnot going to come." i too used to get ridof my father like this. "father, go to temple.go to the temple." did you have a love marriage? "yes, dear. it was the first lovemarriage of an independent india."
first one.- what about grandma? grandma too had a love marriage. "no, you... how didyou enticed grandma?" entice... is a wrong word. i mean to say howdid you do that... ...that expressingyour love to grandma. "expressing love? that isan interesting story, dear." will it take time? "no, but you willhave to hear it out."
i used to go to the junglein the morning. at 6:30. there were nobathrooms at that time. fool! not bathroom.i used to go for a walk. my destination was in the jungle. i see. mangala in the jungle. shut up! and follow me! grandpa's love storyis running too long. even kumar gaurav's lovestory didn't run so long. how long will we have to walk?
hey! walk quietly! did i tellyou to come in the flashback? "yes, grandpa. what happened next?" "then a turn camein my life, dear." what are you doing?- cow dung. she looks like theheroine of an art movie. but she is our lady. it'sjust that she is looking young. do you come here everyday? you too pass this way everyday. why didn't you come yesterday?
yesterday was monday.- monday? the cow doesn't givethe dung on monday? i go to the temple on monday. i have kept the fast of 16 mondays. my mother says thati will get a good groom... ...if i fast for 16 mondays. when you have found somnath... ...then what is the need tofast for remaining 15 mondays? wow! he is flirting with her!
"why do you hoveraround me like a bee?" "why do you glanceat me so eagerly?" "are you crazy about me?- no." "are you some lover?- no." "are you crazy about me?" "are you some lover." "at least tell me whatwork do you have with me?" "tell her that you love her." "why are you standing silently?"
"if we had been at yourplace, we would have said it." "why do you glance at my window?" "why do you talk only about me?" "you come for my sake.- no." "you sing songs.- no." "you come for my sake." "you sing songs." "what lies in your heart?only you know that." "don't feel shy."
"call her near you." "if we had been at your place,we would have called her." "why are you carrying agold bangle in your hand?" "i will give it to you andtake you to my courtyard." "will you make me your beloved?- yes." "will you love me immensely?- yes." "will you make me your beloved?" "will you love me immensely?" "today i say that i love you."
"after expressing it,where are you off to?" "you should have thanked me." "i hover around you like a bee." "i glance at you so eagerly." "are you crazy about me?- yes." "are you some lover?- yes." then only did we get married. "this is the storyof my love, dear." over?
no! after marriagefor the honeymoon... grandpa!- yes. grandma had actuallycalled you to the temple. i think you have got bored. "no problem, dear.i will go to the temple." but remember one thingin the matter of girls. "your muscular courage...- give us, god." brave or god "yes. grandpa is thereotherwise. good luck, dear."
"thank you, grandpa." "all the best.- thank you. thank you, grandpa." don't lose hope. i will go and shave. how many times will you shave?- "not i, he is saying that." go ad open the door. who would have come at this hour? niraali! good...
hello!- yes. listen!- yes. i think i have seen you somewhere. "no, you must haveseen me from behind." many people think the same thing... ...when they lookat me from the back. listen to me!- i will send somebody! whom will you send? whydon't you look at me? i am looking at you. but sinceyou too are turning around...
okay! okay! okay!i will stop turning around. but why don't youshow me your face? no! i can't show my face to anybody!- what! yes. i am going to become a father. and i am still not married.- what! i will go now. i haveto go to the doctor. at least tell mewhere has somnath gone? he has gone to the temple!- he has gone to the temple! why are you applyingsoap all over your face?
you have hair all over your face? great! at what strange places dopeople have hair growth! "tell me, somnath..." he too went to shave? "golmaal. golmaal." who is there? i am the dean of vicky- college. i want to meet somnath.
have you ever met somnath? no. i have never seen him.i have only heard about him. i am somnath. tell me. really? you are... but just now a boy said thatyou have gone to the temple. he is my servant! i was going to the temple. my wife's broken sandalsbroke. so i came back. i am blessed or meetyou! are you blind?
yes! so what will you do! nothing! nothing!i am sad to hear this. i have heard a lotabout you. a lot. you were in the air force. then you became the advisor in... ...our collegeafter the retirement. of sanskrit. our entirecollege loves you a lot. "fine, fine. have a seat.- thank you." be careful!- what happened?
there is a table. are you really blind? don't you see that i can't see!- i can see! do you see the clock?- yes. not that! this one!- i see! this one. i can't see it!- i can see it. what's the time?- 7:30. not there! here! it is11:00! what's the time! 12:00! 11:00! 11:00!
i don't know what the time is!- i can see it. now do you believeme that i am blind? don't beat me, sir! "now tell me, whatwork did you have?" "actually sir, our collegehas completed 50 years." for that we haveorganized a function. "i have come to personallyinvite you, sir." what? what program is there? first there will be a danceof 'pooja' (veneration).
who is pooja? who is pooja? pooja! pooja! archana! first decide whetherit is pooja or archana! "not girl, sir! not girl!" that veneration of god!- then? after that the drama that you hadcreated for patriotism in sanskrit. a program of that. after that... you spilt! you dare to spilt! after that a cultural...program... cultural.
don't you have a beauty contest?- beauty contest? beauty contest!fool! beauty contest! i will ask the committeeand let you know. "not committee,i want the commitment!" i want the commitment! otherwise!- who is there? i think there will be a snowfall. "greetings, aunty. you tooare blind? you too are blind?" do you think that we both...are playing 'black' here? no. i thought that youboth are playing white.
where is the belt in your neck? it was hurting me. so i removed it. but how did you know thati wear belt in my neck? i know everything about you! aren't you flirtingwith that rosy ma'am? i will leave now. you want to leave?won't you have a drink? i don't drink!- you don't drink? fool! even i don'tdrink during the daytime.
"she is talking about tea! tea!- yes, talk." you are asking me solovingly. so please make tea. i am blind and you wantme to make tea for you! go and make tea for everybody!the kitchen is there! i don't know how to make tea! then why are you sitting here? fine! fine! i willleave! i will leave! are you going there to beg!the way to go out is there! there! okay!
get out! fool! at least give the card!- here. you take this. - no! no!i don't know how to read this book. read it with rosy.- no! no! take it! take it! you guys beat a not! hello! hello! hello! hello! hello! hello! i am sameer calling fromamerica. who are you?
who are you? i am pandu. "look, mr. panduor whoever you are." tell my grandpa that i amreturning form america today. my flight will landat 1.30 in the night. no need to come to theairport. i will come on my own. gopal, what happened? sameer is coming.- what! sameer is coming! sameer is coming! everybodyis saying the same thing!
did you see this!i had told you all! someday we will getstuck because of him! i am leaving! i say that you all toopack your luggage and leave! how can we leave like this? weshould find such a house too. where there are two oldpeople! both are blind! and they don't have any relative! it takes time to find such a house! you guys are worriedabout the house!
this might become a police matter! i will not listen toanybody! i am leaving! shut up! let me think! we will find of some solution! box!-box! - box! it must contain something precious. yes. like how theyshow in the movies. "open the box. and it containsjewels, diamonds and gold!" are you planningto steal this? what?
"no, gopal! no, gopal!" "gopal, what are you doing?" "madhav, explainto him! no, gopal!" have you guys gone mad! "the family that gave you love, andshelter" you will rob that family. we are not robbing thefamily. we are taking the box! you understand whati am trying to say! i think you shouldn't steal! we are not stealing!we are checking!
if we found something, then we willtake the loan and then return it. "gopal, this is sin!" "look, this door is also not opening!god too is saying no, gopal!" "listen to me! gopal, no!" i see! it opens from that side! i still say that this is wrong!- this is right! "if it contains some treasure,then i will make a movie..." ...and i will sign all of you! "buddy, first let me open it!"
"stop, dear. you willneed the key to open it." we... i was just looking at it. i will tell you what it contains. this is your compass box. you were 6 years oldwhen had insisted on it. and look at this.gun. for 'diwali'. "you used to run all overthe house, shooting the gun." and this is your car. you used to roam theentire courtyard with this.
you used to play withthis the whole day. "what is this, grandpa?" ashes. whose? sameer. my grandson was born in america. we were craving to meet him. "but 2 years ago, in anaccident we lost our eyesight." "with great courage,i told my son..."
...everything about our accident. he couldn't endure it. and he left to comehere along with... ...my daughter-in-lawand grandson. he was driving to theairport in his car. he met with an accident on the way. nobody survived. my son... my daughter-in-law...my grandson. nobody. i couldn't tell mangala this thing.
otherwise she would have died. only i had to endure this shock. my commissioner friend madearrangements to send me to america. and there with my own hands... ...i performed the finalrites of my entire pedigree. when i returned from america... ...mangala started asking me... "...how is our grandson, howgrown up is he, does he talk..." ...and have you told him about me?
what would i have told him?what could i have told her? i didn't have the courageto tell her the truth. everyday i used to saythat i will tell her today. i will tell her today. "then... on the day i decided,god send you as sameer." but i had realized thatyou are not one but two. "and gradually i realizedthat you all are not 2, but 4." but i had no qualms with your lie. because mangala was veryhappy. she was very happy.
but... if you left now... ...then god knows whatshe will go through. she will shatter completely.i am saying the truth. what is left to shatter down? you... such a big betrayal! these... whoever they are...i am not angry with them. because they areoutsiders. but you! you... didn't even let me... ...perform the finalrites of my children!
i wanted to embrace sameer...if only for the last time. on my lap. you all... who are you all...who gave you the right... ...the right to play withan old couple's emotions! you all have committed a grave sin! such a grave sin for which thereis no punishment in this world. i have planned all this. they are not responsible forall this. only i am responsible. consider it my mistake orimmaturity that i came here.
but a greater mistake is that... ...the love and family thati searched for all my life... ...when i found thatin you both then... ...i couldn't recognize that. and i hurt both of you. whatever punishmentyou give... i accept it. i love this old man. uncle has helped me a lot. give me the urn otherwisei will thrash you all so much...
...that even the beggarwill refuse to give you alms. why do you want the urn? give me one chance to atonefor my sins. trust us. laxman. "grandpa, come.come. grandma, come." "this way, grandma. come, come." you did the right thingby sending uncle inside. what do you want?- the urn. this? - yes.- take it. "boss, these arethe same 4 guys..."
...who had thrashed me thrice. i have never seen him before. did you get thrashedat the wrong place? no! i swear on you, babali babali? who?- he is the one. imagine! gabbar singh'sname in 'sholay' is sweetie. keep quiet! fire! don't fire! i heard everything.
i swear on sameer's ashes. i am with you guys in this fight. so you have changed the side! fire! forgot to get the bullets! "if the bullets are at home, thenwill you play hockey with this?" thrash them! what are you staring at! go up! switch it on!
"1, 2..." gopal! hang on! hang on!why are we fighting? you are not interested in theashes. do you want the urn? yes!- why? "look, this matter is between us." "come, sir."' "excuse me, sir. youcannot go from here."' diamonds!-diamonds! - diamonds!
"hold this, boys!" what have you done! "he asked for it, so i gave him.- fool!" madhav! i have been searching foryou guys since a long time! i have been running after you!why do you want to ruin my career? nobody comes to my garage. my wife has refused to comeback from her maternal house! "please, return my money! please!"
i am really sorry. you know i had come inthe scorching heat... ...without any slippersto return your money. and you know what happened?- what? he robbed that money. really? return his money! when did i stealit! i have jut met! don't act smart! return the money! who are you? the landlord!- tell him.
look! he is mr. vasuli.and he is mr. babali! babali!- babali! we will tell him to tie us 'rakhi'. "hey, babali!" babali! why are you laughing! who is it! grandpa! "babali-, it doesn't comeout! it doesn't come out!"
"gopal, what happened?" sorry! sorry! blood! what a nice...- don't touch it! - okay! what happened?- he too... "it's really deep, man!- what happened?" "everything is all rightnow. come, commissioner sir." commissioner sir... i knowwhat their punishment should be. after seeing whatthey all have done...
...all the four will live with us.- what! yes. you all four will live asthe shravan of these blind parents. and nadeem too.- what? you all will receive yourreward within 15 days. reward? for what? reward because you allhave nabbed a dangerous... ...gangster and gotthe diamonds too. so you will surelyget the 10o/o of that. great!- my money!
they see rich people andthey start begging. get out! you have come to takepickle in the hospital too. "grandpa, you too!" "tell me, whichnaughty guy have..." ...you chosen fromthese 4 naughty ones? i am here. where areyou going? i don't mind. lucky. doctor! but he can't speak!
i know that he can't speak. but i wanted such a husband...who would listen only to me. and he himselfshould remain silent. excuse me. excuse me.do you have a sister? "yes, i have. but sheis 7 years old. why?" action! "is something fishy!" "we are troublesome,baby. we are great!" "be careful! becareful! be careful!"
"otherwise we mightlose the heart." "be careful." "golmaal! golmaal!" "we want to put the money." "neither the heart nor we are bad." "what can we do ifthis world is bad." "let's have some fun."
